How about your dog?
It's the trend for youtube videos about dogs to video the critters and add captions that make the dogs sound like they are not bright and can't talk right (which, of course, they can't).
I am convinced that if Chloe developed the power of speech, she would hop up next to me, put a paw on my knee, lock those big brown eyes on mine, and say, "You know I love you, but I have been reflecting on our erratic lifestyle and have created a workable schedule so I KNOW WHAT THE HECK TIME DINNER WILL BE READY."
I am convinced that if Chloe developed the power of speech, she would hop up next to me, put a paw on my knee, lock those big brown eyes on mine, and say, "You know I love you, but I have been reflecting on our erratic lifestyle and have created a workable schedule so I KNOW WHAT THE HECK TIME DINNER WILL BE READY."