Lol , I kinda look like an evil villain

More like the shady guy from whom the main character needs a favor and later reveals to have betrayed them only to get betrayed himself by the main villain by getting killed as a cruel joke to intimidate the main protagonist(s).

yes you do ,stand back i contain holy water from the toilet🤣

do villains look like that

You look like an angry PTA parent

Oscar Wilde like actually.

wow...how very handsome and lovable