I Think My Girlfriend Is Trying To Fatten Me Up

She Such A Great Cook... I think my girlfriend is trying to make me fat. She's such an excellent cook and is always making food for me to eat. We go out a lot to the zoo or other places, but everywhere we go she's always ordering food and then getting me most of it. And when we get home, she doesn't let me do anything. She's Chinese and she says she thinks its weird for a man to do the clothes or things like that (I tried to talk to her about it, but she asked me to respect her enough to let her do it). So I usually sit on the bed surfing the web while eating all the snacks and meals she cooks up for me- all of which are plentiful, delicious, and extremely conducive to weight gain. Needless to say, I've gotten fat.

She seems to like it. Sometimes she grabs my belly or my ass with her hands and tell me how tasty I'll be in her oven. She's told me she likes the feeling of my weight on top of her, and how I look better now than I did when I was skinnier.

She's actually in the kitchen cooking up more food for me to eat right now. And you know what? After I stuff myself, I think I'll ask for more.