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Do dendrophiles spend hours looking for hot birches?
Dendrophilia is basically a phetish for trees and stuff. I guess they like 'em with bushes x'D The pun potential is strong with this one. xD
22-25, M
18 replies
Apr 15, 2015
I do
I'll go out on a limb and say no ;o)
TetrisGuy · 22-25, M
Where do you think their fetish stemmed from? :P
An organization that branched from the worldly desires.
TetrisGuy · 22-25, M
It has its roots in something evil, I presume? xD
So for them, a bird in the hand isn't worth two in the bush...
I had to seriously look three times at the title line of this question! Hahaha!
I wonder if it matters whether the tree is tall or it has a thick trunk? Ugh, imagine the bark burn they get?
TetrisGuy · 22-25, M
Also about what shape the leaves are and whether it's bare or if it's lush xD
That is the craziest fetish I have ever heard of. lol
TetrisGuy · 22-25, M
It's not really possible to do that unless I fantasize about a reified version, but I do get off to math. And I've written formulas on paper and eaten them. And I've written them on paper and stuck them to a dildo. And schlicked to my math homework and lectures. Just for starters. xD
You are ok. You just like Math. I like computer programming that much too which also has lots of math in it.
TetrisGuy · 22-25, M
I fetishize Baymax.
Gives morning wood a new meaning. LOOOOOOOOL
TetrisGuy · 22-25, M
never heard of that one
Hours?!?!?!? Try DAYS!

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