Do we have a right to question the motives of a chicken who has recently crossed a road?

Men/women have to cross the road in order for a culture to survive... ie: go to work, to the store,go buy a hamburger.. etc.....chickens have everything they need on the ground or in the chicken coup....and im not even gonna get into the dangers they take by not looking both ways and getting run over by a car.. :/.. and how much stress that puts on the farmers.. thats a whole other thread

It is just rude. If you were a chicken, would you want the right to cross the road for whatever reason you desired. It's repulsive that these poor poultry are constantly questioned and joked about. Think of your mother. Don't you want her to feel comfortable crossing the road? We simply cannot restrict the rights of chickens. If we do this, what's next? Jailing chickens in horrid outdoor prisons and slaughtering them for food? Disgusting!

*sighs*.. smh... fine, looks like we're gonna have to agree to disagree.. now excuse me but i have a sudden urge for some KFC..