Are socks an effective method of birth control?

So playing with each other wearing socks doesn't work?

nope...

I'm running the store right now for the crooks after pill

Ok good now I feel better

Do you want them to?

Sometimes

Haha only sometimes?

I was wearing the socks on my feet, she said if I left them on she wouldn't get pregnant

Im going to stop there you may give me a anurism from this sock conversation.

I wear them on my feet

Ok but they have holes in them they aren't sealed so it would go through. Why do you think shoes smell it's because your sweat goes through your sock and soaks into your shoes

I figured thanks

That's too high of a risk

Why can't I just be a normal guy with a weird question trying to make a joke?

Nerds strong thighs work better for that

Thank you! And yes that response was great lol

I'm wearing socks right now :(