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So a werewolf, a vampire and a witch walk into the bar...what happens next? :)

Casheyane
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MySecretIdentity1 路 46-50, M
They order a Frankenstein of beer.
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silkandlace 路 46-50, M
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SW-User
[c=#4C0073]werewolf tries to tear vampire apart, vampire tries to suck on werewolf (for you guys out there, it's blood, not suck something else pfft) ..
and the witch turns them both into shot glasses. :)[/c]
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perceptivei 路 36-40, F
@SW-User 馃ぃ
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Casheyane 路 F
@SW-User possible haha. though i think vampires hate werewolf blood
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VisiblePentagramLines 路 41-45, F
Werewolf thinks he's a player, vampire really is one, an witch goes home with the first guy that buys her a drink lol
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YukikoAmagi
[c=#359E00]werewolf and vampire fall in love and get married, witch get brokenhearted and then go to a mountain to exile herself [/c]
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perceptivei 路 36-40, F
@YukikoAmagi Tragic.
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SW-User
@YukikoAmagi [c=#4C0073]that must be the origin of Yoda 馃槄[/c]
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Casheyane 路 F
@SW-User LOL
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SW-User
Coolest symphonic metal band is born? 馃
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silkandlace 路 46-50, M
@SW-User @perceptivei Cradle of Filth?馃
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SW-User
@perceptivei 馃 Blood Wolf Wytch? I suck at cool names... :(
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Casheyane 路 F
@SW-User XD
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Dan193 路 31-35, M
They play rock, paper, scissors on who gets to turn the bartender.
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Casheyane 路 F
@Dan193 I don't think just anyone can be turned into a witch haha.
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GJOFJ3 路 61-69, M
Bartender says "What is this, some kind of a joke?"
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Casheyane 路 F
@GJOFJ3 would he even realize what they are if he's human?
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Pfuzylogic 路 M
They all three display full moons. 馃え
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SW-User
@Pfuzylogic 馃槄
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MrFreeeeeze
They order Coronas 馃憖
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SomeAreBoojums 路 51-55, M
drunkenness, I presume
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Paintedfox 路 36-40, F
A blood bath
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perceptivei 路 36-40, F
Why does the witch have to be the drunk? Why not the vampire? You don't think vampires can be drunken sluts?

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VisiblePentagramLines 路 41-45, F
@perceptivei vampires seem like those smooth players that can talk you in to any thing lol. As for the witch I'm just saying this one likes to get drunk an get picked up 馃槈
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perceptivei 路 36-40, F
Right.
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Quizzical 路 46-50, M
They phone their friend the poltergeist to warn him not to bother turning up as this place doesn't serve spirits
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Coppercoil 路 M
Hot Orgry and bastard interspecies mixed babies that are cursed to live a life of misery, never knowing where or with whom they fit in.
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vetguy1991 路 51-55, M
The bartender says what is this some kind of a joke
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