Screw writing normal intros to college papers
I choose the entertaining angle
While many I assume chose their painting based on what caught their fancy, I rolled a die to determine what I wanted to do. The die fell, silence permeated in the air similar to fluoride in water, hitting the floor once, a one facing me, tempting me to choose Lamenation by Giotoo di Bondone, and yet the dice was not done representing the thoughts of the heavens. Hitting the floor again, a five began facing me, perhaps Judith Beheading Holofernes by Artemisia Gentileschi not only represented what I should do, but a possible future. Fortunately, a passerby kicked the die passing by under a nearby bookshelf of which it remained as my arms couldn’t fit under it. Sighing, I peered outside to the birds in the sky, hoping possibly the heavens would give me a sign, perhaps in the clouds, or the sad looking college student near the bus stop. Looking to the sky, I watched two birds collide and that was enough of a sign that I should combine the two numbers, choosing Burial of Count Orgaz created by El Greco in 1586 as oil on a canvas in the church of Santo Tomé, commissioned by Andrés Núñez.
While many I assume chose their painting based on what caught their fancy, I rolled a die to determine what I wanted to do. The die fell, silence permeated in the air similar to fluoride in water, hitting the floor once, a one facing me, tempting me to choose Lamenation by Giotoo di Bondone, and yet the dice was not done representing the thoughts of the heavens. Hitting the floor again, a five began facing me, perhaps Judith Beheading Holofernes by Artemisia Gentileschi not only represented what I should do, but a possible future. Fortunately, a passerby kicked the die passing by under a nearby bookshelf of which it remained as my arms couldn’t fit under it. Sighing, I peered outside to the birds in the sky, hoping possibly the heavens would give me a sign, perhaps in the clouds, or the sad looking college student near the bus stop. Looking to the sky, I watched two birds collide and that was enough of a sign that I should combine the two numbers, choosing Burial of Count Orgaz created by El Greco in 1586 as oil on a canvas in the church of Santo Tomé, commissioned by Andrés Núñez.
