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One day, a woman was drunk as hell. She decided that the hawk in the nearby aviary was hell fine and then nine months later because of voodoo magic, she had the crossbreed child. The hawk didn't want the commitment and migrated, leaving the woman to raise her child as a human. He was a talented football player.
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PerpetualAnxiety · T
@Maskeytheeagle Thank you. Nice little exercise actually.
Maskeytheeagle · M
I have more if you would like