Have you ever been on a plane ride from hell?

A few... The time my two-year-old and I had a horrible stomach flu with no way to reschedule the flight. Curled into a ball with 103 fever also taking care of a sick kid. That was eight hours of pure hell. Did you know you can overdose on Pepto-Bismol? Now you do. Spent a whole flight puking into a bag. They almost did an emergency landing, but I begged them not to.

Then there was the redeye flight they manage to squeeze us on because my original 5pm flight was substantially delayed, which would’ve left us stranded in DC for 13 hours. After moving us between gates five times around two in the morning we finally boarded only to discover at some point my 7 year old lost her beloved stuffed animal she’d been inseparable from for four years. Most heart wrenching takeoff ever as she Waelde, “Tigers! I’m so sorry! I didn’t deserve you! Please let me off! He’ll be all alone here with no one to love him!”. She cried almost the entire flight. I felt bad for the other passengers I did my best to calm her down, but honestly, After the day we just had I almost hope someone would say something to me so I could unleash my rage. 😂😂😂. 9 hours later Just as we landed my kid pukes on me. One would think the next thing you’d do was get to where you were staying to shower and change, but No.. Instead my father dragged us along for all his errands for the next three hours. Eventually I’m so hungry and tired that I don’t even care anymore as I’m chowing down my burger at the restaurant still covered in dried puke. Kid wants ice cream sundae for lunch. I don’t even care anymore. Get what you want 😂😂😂

Kid behind me kicked my seat and put chewed food in my hair. I contemplated throwing that little shit out of the emergency exit.

Someone took my window seat on an international flight >:(