Are you picky about your coffee?

there are two coffee shops i use in L'viv - ethiopian beans fresh ground - i like black, strong with nothing added

Yes. Usually my chai latte have specific instructions

Yes, it has to be from the cafetière, fresh & very hot

Mostly cause I only like cappuccino

Black, blackity, blackity, black.

I am also very picky. Strong and black - nothing and I do mean nothing - added.

I usually defaulted to saying light & sweet to the cashiers up north. Now I live in the south & their definition of l&s is absolutely ludicrous so I have to specify. Two creams, two sugars.

Yep, Folgers black silk only; fresh, /w just a splash of creamer

none of that fancy bullshit from starbucks, dunkin doughnuts, etc. that looks and tastes like dirty dish water...

Not really, tbh.