Twelve, oops... eleven eggs!

It happens

Lol, who needed that egg anyway? It probably would have fallen on the floor and broke, you would have slipped on it getting a cloth to clean it. The spatula flying out of your hand, hitting your mom on the head, she spins around smacking your dad with her elbow, your dad falling back, grabbing the door, pulling it off its hinges. So you see, it's a good thing that egg fell on the porch.

Badminton can also be a sloppy game.

I hate when that happens