Have you ever felt like this

Yeah, sometimes, you know, it's like you're eating your deep fried birdseed on the couch, you're alone at home so you're in your underwear or maybe not, and a weird light blinds you then you wake up on a UFO with weird shaped green people around you. You don't understand what is happening and you still have a grain of birdseed on your cheek, you feel drunkish and they mess with your holes. When you became aware of everything, you're there; a living robot-alien-bin.