Lightweight! 🤨I was feeling in the mood but he passed out on me already and he only had four drinks! 😠
The two go together for me…It doesn’t take much or very many drinks and I turn into a happy, go lucky drunk.
I met a lady yesterday who is 103, and still an absolute raging alcoholic.So people, I don’t have to change my ways. Dancing on a table to Florence and the Machine and then getting a pizza for the walk home is how I’m going to see these next 80 years out. Because that’s how Margaret got through the 20th century. Bless her... See More »
I’m glad he’s still willing to fuck me even when I’m drunkDesmond is a truly nice guy deep down, but I’m glad he’s not that nice. 😂
I almost straddled him to start making out with him just nowAnd we are not alone. Even he was looking at me like “Hold up, now!” I had better slow it down. 😅
