I am very interesting in public humiliation as a bit of a thrill. One of my fantasies is getting stuck in the mud and having to be rescued. I'd be wearing nice clothes and I would lose my shoes in the thick mud and end up having to splodge around in my socks, for maximum hilarity. I imagine everyone laughing at me covered in mud after I was released! It would be amazing. I realise this is a bit weird!
i actually got stuck on a mudflat in New England back in the day and ended up in a very similar situation. you should consider a career in marine ecology if you are turned on by getting stuck in the mud ;)
