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I Don't Know How to Flirt

But it doesn't stop me from trying:

Sup GUUUURRRRRRLLLL????
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Looking fine as HELL with that leg you got there and... OH MY GAWSH!!!
IS that ANOTHER leg to go with it?? You come with all KINDS of accessories, don't you??
And look at those arms, and fingers, and that ELBOW THO!!....my GOODness girl, ur da hottest thing on the planet, I'm talking THIS kinda hot

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That HOT thing on the left right there, DANG GURL!!
Holy CRAP, I gots to get me some of that!!

Gimme your number, yo!!
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Beforehand, you had me walking around holding my chest looking for a place to dump all my love and stuff like a lame green, saucy TURTLE or smth tbh
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But NOW, LOOK AT THIS
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You make me ALIVE, yo!!

Whaddya say we hang out, gurl??
And I'm talking getting some yoohah on some yeeshaw, if you know what I mean?
Know what I mean?
I'm talkin THIS yeeshaw!!

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SW-User
Okay but what was Daniel Radcliffe doing there
SW-User
Fuken Gryffindor 🙄
SW-User
He be slytherin around in secret :v
You just don't know it
SW-User
That's like a true Slytherin 🙌
ManicMicah · 22-25, M
Oh my gosh this might just be my favorite thing in the world tho
SW-User
It's THAT bad? 0_0
ManicMicah · 22-25, M
@Pirate: dude did you mishear? this is the BEST
SW-User
Okie :v
I was so tired my head wuz gonna explode when I wrote this tbh
SW-User
https://similarworlds.com/story?fid=30&tid=303046&name=Miscellaneous
LaFemmeAmelie · 31-35, F
you, good sir, get a "lol" from me.
SW-User
Yay! :D
Glad you enjoyed it.......and is that a green light next to your profile??? :O
Don't get me started on it!
Send this post to your crush
SW-User
:|
Das gonna ruin it all
SW-User
Lol, I was drunk with sleep tbh
HaHLoBravado · 36-40, M
Man that was super creative lol
SW-User
Drunkness helps, doesn't it? Lol

 
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