I Am a Big Romantic And Very Affectionate

Lol...see that's one of the problems with this kind of communication...some emotions do not come across the way intended 😋

No one gets our sarcasm Cool. ;)

That is awesome that he holds your hand or smacks your backside occasionally. Nothing wrong with showing a little affection to the one you love. :)

that is quite expilicit and i find it very offensive

Well then move along... No one said you had to like everything you see.

i was being sarcastic whatever