If being Santa were a real job, would you want to do it?

no because why should i do all that work if the parents are just gonna tell their kids when they get older that i’m fake and that they bought the gifts😐

Nah, that sounds like alot of work and I'd be stressed out if something went wrong and I let all of the children down. I'd much rather be Mrs.Claus! She gets all the jolly fun with none of the responsibility.

Spreading cheer and hope? I could be a Mall Santa...

Oh, you mean, like how it is told in fiction? No way, no. No. I don't even know how [i][b]Robot Santa[/b][/i] does it in [i][b]Futurama[/b][/i].

Sure! I love jobs that require you to travel around the world.

Lol no. That sounds like a terrible job

A small part of that? Yes, I'd love to spread joy! Doing so across the entire world in one night? No, way too stressful...

YES, let's go boss around elves & give people gifts

Kinda , yeah...

Ofcourse, I can be

No.

I don’t know why but I have never had the irge to be Sant. Maybe I have a gender issue?

Maybe the holding kids in my lap and hearing what they want for Christmas part—[b]that[/b] I could manage. The chimney, flying reindeer and sleigh—not so much. 😳