What do the contents of your waste paper bin say about you?

that I don't empty it as often as I probably should

IF i had a waste paper bin, it would say i'm a neat freak.

I eat mints, watch porn and sharpen pencils. Just an average dude!

that I should cut down on the amount of coffee I'm drinking

says i take the trash out too often, it's empty

She haven't met me from last two three months

"She sure types a lot of mistakes!"

Missed again.

I eat too many snacks. And don't empty it often enough.

I must be bored, it is always empty

i have a lot of snot in my nose