can someone please rub my neck?

I used to be awesome at massage and neckrubs, a master. It's been so long now since i have given even a massage that I don't know how I'll do on technique. I do know that I'll suck on duration because my hands kill me now.
After a neckrub I'd probably need a hand rub...

You.ll need inspector gadget. None of us can reach.

Are you a cat?

👐

sure