Can I have some free money please?

no.

you'll have to sign a contract, pay interest, have a cosigner and there'll be penalties for early withdrawal.

or is that ... wait..

here's some gum.

I was going to ask you the same

Ask me in six months.

Tapper stop tapping

sure, i've got some Monopoly money laying around here somewhere..that's what you meant by "free money", right? 🤔