If you had to put a monetary value on your words how much would they be worth?

Zero. But you can take my actions to the bank! Every time as my currency is only actions. 😊

An assload of dollars.

Well, that depends on which words. My word (as in my commitment) is valuable because I back it up with action. However, I sometimes use my words carelessly...those leave me and others in a deficit unfortunately. :(

Two cents

depends on where they're used.

2centavos

2 cents worth