Are you wearing pants right now?

I'm gonna take that as a no.

I never said that.

You didn't have to, Maximilian.

Are you implying that I let air hit my precious jewels?
Do you know how cold it is?

I don't have a response for that

I can borrow you a few:
- WOW
- That's disgusting please fuck off
- Interesting please tell me more!
- All Hail our glorious overlord GermanAf
- All Hail our glorious lord and savior GermanAf
- Heil GermanAf /:=|

I'll take, "Interesting please tell me more!"

That's the only one I wasn't prepared for >.>
Umm... Yeah. It has like 3 Celsius out there and yanno...
Cold ain't so good.
Yeah.
Did you know that the record for longest penis size in relation to body size is in possession of the lake duck? Now you do.

I thought it was the barnacle or a mussel or something weird like that?

I dunno. But look what I found:

There's a museum full of penises somewhere. I forget where. We should go.

It's in Iceland. But I don't think I should go there.
a) I'd feel minuscule as fuck next to all those dicks
and
b) I'd be constantly making unfunny dick jokes and laugh at them all alone

You're no fun.

Just wait until I've drunk all my shame away >.>

@Aiyana: Japan...
they're so weird (in a fun way)