Are you really a cook of you've never slammed the door to the walk in and cussed the world ?

@JuliusCaesar they are my favorite

@Rosiechick13 It looks like there are words missing between "of" and "you've". Those two words just don't go together like that.

@NankerPhelge oh that's supposed to be if

@Rosiechick13 Is it? I'd never have guessed that in a billion years even if I literally lived that long. The words "if" and "of" have never been interchangeable for me to know about.