would you call yourself a cynic?

I was never any good at telling fortunes. That's what a cynic is, right?

Certainly not.. I’m too trusting...

Depends on the topic

Not anymore

Not even close.

No, not really

About certain parts of human nature, yes. About life in general, hell no.

and sarcastically too!

Naw. Not really.

Probably

At times

Yes