Are you getting fat?

I am in danger of putting weight due to injury induced immobility. So I am eating more fruits and doing upper body exercises

Pleasantly plump, thank you very much

That ship has already sailed.

unfortunately no

yea, too many pickles

I wish.

yeah =/

lmaooooo ive always been chubby, it's my genes

no, I've been losing weight

Yep