Am i missing out on one of the subtle joys of life because I've never gotten a drunk text from anyone?

The best drunk text I ever got was from a total stranger. They kept me entertained for hours LOL

DTs from people I actually know...those have been nothing but torture.

They usually involve rambling, someone repeating themselves a lot, and exaggeration of feelings.

its worse when you get a call from someone whos taken Ecstasy

The joy of receiving one depends if you find them attractive though..

I’ll be sure to pm you next time I drink

hey baby
I blk cru kg a glt
(snores)

Send me your number.

Nope

No.

If you want I'll send you a bunch of texts when I'm drunk 😂