Been pulled over 4 different times, for speeding. Never got a ticket.

Oh lol I can't even count the times I been pulled over

I can't cry on demand so...

I have been pulled over before...not 4 times, but no I did not get a ticket. Also...slow down! :P

I’ve been pulled twice and ticketed once.

I can't whip out my titties

Speeding tickets 4. Pulled over for speeding 17 I think. Fastest was on my bike at 5 am. 102 in a 40. I "accidentally" handed hom my retired ID and got a warning

Come to think of it, I've evaded more times than I've actually been pulled for a speeding ticket...🤔

The perks of living in a rural area with plenty of back roads....

1 speeding ticket, 1 seat belt ticket, 1 DUI in my life.

I don't have big tits.

I've never been pulled over lol.