I heard it said that falls are the biggest threat to seniors

@SW-User but falls are the most dangerous, winter has to be a walk in the park after fighting off the hazards of fall.

@BeefKobe Love isn't for everybody, perhaps a hobby to keep you occupied would be for you. You could try pixie stir, solitaire or even tv. But for your safety, can we avoid the broken hip thing by staying away from love!

@Imjohnnycash I was walking along, minding my business when love came and hit me in the eye.

You have to fight back, next time choke that train wreck out, put it in a bottle and seal it, then throw that ugly beast into the deepest, darkest, coldest ocean in the universe. Problem, gawn!