When your cousin who is slightly older than you gets married and your family says “you’re next” to you.. yikes

Same thing can be said about old people at a funeral

My mum was like “I want you to get married at 22” I laughed but now i’m scared that she’s getting ideas.

The way to make them stop is next time you're at a funeral, go up to those same family members and say "you're next."

Why do old folks do that. Lmao
Its not like they'll fund my marriage for the rest of my life... Then if that happens, im in. Lols

i think my parents have abandoned all hope for me and somehow that feels worse

Birbs don't marry ๏_๏