Damn it! Everyone said things would get better if I quit drinking. Well I tried it and my vodka got warm.

@JustNik I haven't made ice since I forgot the fecking recipe. I don't trust ice unless it is made just the right way.

@ProdigalSummer Brilliant! I shall definitely embark on a drunken journey for ice forthwith! Thank you so much for the excellent advice!

Okay..... I am weaving through traffic while texting this and I have yet to see the golden arches. Maybe I was going the wrong direction. It seems to be common here as I have noticed all the vehicles in my lane are heading in the opposite direction that I am! This is such a crazy country!

@puck61 😳😆

@cherokeepatti You are one of those that I am madly in love with. I can't help myself.

@cherokeepatti Only a true seer and sister of the oracle would know these kinds of truths. I am unworthy, but my fealty and sword are yours.

.......................damn..............leave me hanging, why don't ya?