@Eddiesolds I understand. Try this. Drive three spikes through a board so the points protrude on the other side. Prepare a sponge dampened with very warm water. Swipe the board across your arm with the sharp points scraping the tender underside.
Set aside the board and use the warm sponge to daub away the blood.
Voila! An imaginary dog who hurts you and then licks the wound to apologize. (Also, not to be cynical, but they like the taste of blood.)
