Who the hell steals a tree? 😂

@goagainsttheflow if they're stealing trees and shit they probs got a lot of stuff going on in their lives lol

@HoraceGreenley Communist bastards...

@GohantheThird

@NorthernBear exactly, they'd steal more than one too

@pentacorn I agree. A horrifying crime.

@IndependentGuy totally horrific...

and he did steal a ficus once, along with a tv and rug.
i read it in his ex-gf's memoir of her time with him.

@MartinTheFirst are you sure lol? It was funny though, funny enough for me to actually laugh instead of just smiling slightly 🤣

@IndependentGuy well yeah, it's too perfect

@MartinTheFirst ahaha

@MartinTheFirst hmm

@MartinTheFirst Someone stole the tree from the right person and put it on the baseball field.

@SW-User lol that's even funnier, if that was true