How would you die in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory?

I'd get mistaken for a rogue oompa loompa

Blood loss after drinking floatey fizz and getting caught in the fan.

Drinking the river of chocolate until I exploded.

In the psychedelic tunnel. If I'm going, I'm going out hallucinating.

I follow rules unlike every single idiot child in that movie

Suffication by face in the mushrooms

I would not.

With a bomb strapped to my dick!

Foul play by an oompa loompa.

Drowning in a lake of thick, warm, melted chocolate lol