Can you donate your heart to me?! I bet it's almost new.

If I had one

"new" lolz

Believe me, you don't want it. It's been through hell. The same for my brain.

Keep dreaming...It's old and pierced

Nope. Mine’s too old. Better get a younger, healthier one that hasn’t gone through a lot of heartache.

No.

mine doesn't work so well any more

Mine is in pieces

I am not responsible for any medical condition my heart may have on u albeit physical or mental.

no