Can you donate your heart to me?! I bet it's almost new.

Nope. Mine’s too old. Better get a younger, healthier one that hasn’t gone through a lot of heartache.

No, mine is old and has been through a lot. I need to take medications to keep from having a heart attack.
Still, I believe I have a pretty good heart.

Believe me, you don't want it. It's been through hell. The same for my brain.

I am not responsible for any medical condition my heart may have on u albeit physical or mental.

Keep dreaming...It's old and pierced

mine doesn't work so well any more

Mine is in pieces

Still has the price tag on it, here!!

Sure.. Take it.

If I had one

"new" lolz

No.

no