Can you donate your heart to me?! I bet it's almost new.

Nope. Mine’s too old. Better get a younger, healthier one that hasn’t gone through a lot of heartache.

No, mine is old and has been through a lot. I need to take medications to keep from having a heart attack.
Still, I believe I have a pretty good heart.

mine doesn't work so well any more

I am not responsible for any medical condition my heart may have on u albeit physical or mental.

Still has the price tag on it, here!!

Sure.. Take it.

Mine is in pieces

If I had one

No.

no

"new" lolz

Keep dreaming...It's old and pierced

Believe me, you don't want it. It's been through hell. The same for my brain.