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Is your weather acting up? Always seem to wear the wrong clothes for the temperature? Or perhaps suede in the rain?
Introducing the all new WeatherWhip™
For only £179.99* you yourself can whip the clouds on top of you into [i] complying to your weather expectations[/i]
Avoiding your mother in law coming over? [b]just make it rain![/b]
It really is that simple folks... And for a limited time only, we're throwing in a free £19.99 rainbow umbrella. Beautiful as a household ornament but not an actual umbrella - not that you'll need it [i]haha[/i]
Don't delay [b]buy today![/b]
* Price is per use, with £29.99 postage and packaging. Terms and conditions apply
Introducing the all new WeatherWhip™
For only £179.99* you yourself can whip the clouds on top of you into [i] complying to your weather expectations[/i]
Avoiding your mother in law coming over? [b]just make it rain![/b]
It really is that simple folks... And for a limited time only, we're throwing in a free £19.99 rainbow umbrella. Beautiful as a household ornament but not an actual umbrella - not that you'll need it [i]haha[/i]
Don't delay [b]buy today![/b]
* Price is per use, with £29.99 postage and packaging. Terms and conditions apply
@WittyKittyfeelinShitty Omfg I havnt even read half of this and im already in tears laughing
@terribleperson glad you liked it :)
Fuckin genius
Wiseacre · F
Why be offended by something u can't change.. accept!
@Wiseacre I don't just accept bad behavior