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Frankly I'm offended at the weathers behavior today

Wiseacre · F
Why be offended by something u can't change.. accept!
[@426791,Justsayit] I don't just accept bad behavior
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[@654489,WittyKittyfeelinShitty] Omfg I havnt even read half of this and im already in tears laughing
[@687510,terribleperson] glad you liked it :)
Fuckin genius

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