Want to hear random things?
Just got laid. (Yes it was my wife.)
She’s on her way to Burger King to get the family supper.
I’m sleepy but don’t need to nap this time of day.
Earlier today we got in a fight and I told her I was waiting until the kids graduate High School to divorce her.
Now she’s being all nice and I don’t think it’s to keep me from divorcing her 11 years from now. I think she may be relived that I’m not planning on divorcing her sooner. She’s got such low self esteem. Maybe history won’t repeat itself and she will actually start treating me decent. Maybe we will live happily ever after. One can dream.
Yea, yea I know, you don’t care. Blah, balh, blah.
She’s on her way to Burger King to get the family supper.
I’m sleepy but don’t need to nap this time of day.
Earlier today we got in a fight and I told her I was waiting until the kids graduate High School to divorce her.
Now she’s being all nice and I don’t think it’s to keep me from divorcing her 11 years from now. I think she may be relived that I’m not planning on divorcing her sooner. She’s got such low self esteem. Maybe history won’t repeat itself and she will actually start treating me decent. Maybe we will live happily ever after. One can dream.
Yea, yea I know, you don’t care. Blah, balh, blah.