Could someone tell me a joke or something funny please!?

Husband and wife, both professors, with short term memory lose problem, were making romance in their room. Some one ring the door bell.
The wife shout in hysteria - oh - it must be my husband.
Her husband in fear, jump out of the window and run away ;)

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Awwww sorry to hear that

What goes peck peck booom!

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks "Does this taste funny to you?"

Have you played the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time someone goes to the bathroom you take four shots.