Miscellaneous

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A bear walks into a restaurant and say’s “I want a grilllllled………………………………………cheese.” The waiter says, “Whats with the pause?”

The bear replies, “Whaddya mean, I’m a bear.”

What did the janitor say when he came out of the storage closet ?
SUPPLIES !!!!!!!!!

Have you played the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time someone goes to the bathroom you take four shots.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks "Does this taste funny to you?"

Husband and wife, both professors, with short term memory lose problem, were making romance in their room. Some one ring the door bell.
The wife shout in hysteria - oh - it must be my husband.
Her husband in fear, jump out of the window and run away ;)

Awwww sorry to hear that