Can someone come and rescue me from work?

*rides in on a black horse, clad in full armor*

*Raises visor, draws sword*

"LET INSTAGRAMCAT GO."

*picks you up in one arm and swings you onto horse*

*Gallops away, strewing papers and people all about*

(Afterwards...)

Aagh, help me out of this armor, I'm boiling in here...

*to all of SW* I NEED ALL YOUR CARABINERS!

Id call the wonder pets... they might be able too help humans too

I will if you reciprocate!

No! You need to stand for yourself kitty

not today as I do not work on Fridays

Just pull the fire alarm 😊

omw

Unless there is a reward like sex or something im not moving!

ok