So there we were, playing Sekiro

Well, to be fair, I was more of a cheerleader/observer (I was tired), but god damn, the main character is thicc af. We need more thicc ninja/samurai/assasin bois in games.

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Eternity · 26-30, M

Sekiro is thick? I have played that game a lot and I'm pretty sure he is quite lean and actually pretty short compared to all the other humans in the game. Buuuut okay.

pattycakechamp · 26-30, F

@Eternity I see you're more of an Owl fan, but he's out of my age range.

Eternity · 26-30, M

@pattycakechamp he is the same size as Emma...a petite asian woman...I rest my case.

pattycakechamp · 26-30, F

@Eternity Emma wishes she had Wolf's booty, but I won't lie she is a good waifu.

Eternity · 26-30, M

@pattycakechamp at what point in the game is his booty ever shown? O.o

You sure we played the same game?

pattycakechamp · 26-30, F

@Eternity Every time he sneaks, that booty clap is so loud the enemies get alerted.

Also not sure why it posted the first message outside a reply...