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deadgerbil · 22-25
Judge Judy will chew you out!
Temporallube · M
@deadgerbil she’ll be in the coffin by the time we reach! 😠
DukeOfEarle · M
Tennis? Maybe tomorrow. I’m feeling sleepy right now
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Temporallube · M
@DukeOfEarle and what do you play tennis with? A roll of toilet paper 🧻🤨
DukeOfEarle · M
A puck. Naturally! 🤷🏻♂️ @Temporallube
Temporallube · M
@DukeOfEarle makes sense 🤔
Paliglass · 41-45, F
Which one? I have a busy court schedule!🤭😉😂
Temporallube · M
@Paliglass we are going to divorce court!
Paliglass · 41-45, F
@Temporallube oh good. I'll let my other husbands know and I can get all the divorcing done in one day 😁
SW-User
not if i see you first!
SW-User
@Temporallube prepare to be marshmurdered!
Temporallube · M
@SW-User 😲 how dare you!
SW-User
@Temporallube 😏
rockstar · 31-35, M
I don’t have time for basketball right now
Temporallube · M
@rockstar it’s cricket 🏏
SW-User
Why?
Temporallube · M
@SW-User you said The Caterpillar 🐛 will be a butterfly. It turned into a MOTH 🤨
MartinTheFirst · 26-30, M
*Writes check*
Temporallube · M