Mrblue. Don't bother. If they will, they will, even without the bacon. And if they are disinclined to start with, please believe I am sincere when I say, having a greasy penis isn't going to convince them otherwise.

I am pretty sure you are just too sensitive... you never need to know BJ's are a thing? they have been a thing for centuries, lets not forget your willingness to continue using "BJ's" in your replies makes you just as guilty, as far as using language that you find upsetting. Perhaps you are just having a bad day and needed something to complain about.

Yeah. Probably right 😂

I know what you mean about the bacon, but as for the other, not even if it was chocolate sauce on strawberries. I've been there done that, and looking back, wonder why.

Didn't write it to make me feel better, I wrote it so that maybe you would give a post like this an adult rating in the future. I never need to know BJ's are a thing.

Did writing that complaint make you feel better about it? I have seen people write far worse than this. Perhaps you are too sensitive?

Why is this content Non-Adult? I don't want to read about BJ's.

Duly noted.. Must smother penis in bacon before meeting girls..

Maybe that's my problem. I need to bring bacon to the bedroom. :D

Lol Funniest thing I've read all morning.

you ever try chocolate covered bacon...mmmmm

Bacon and chocolate? Noooooooo.