What if aliens arrive...

...bear with me here.

But instead of mammals, reptiles, fish or birds...they're sentient plants.

You vegans are f**ked.

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SW-User

I guess the people who do eat meat have also eaten plants at some point in theur life, so if the aliens are here for revenge, we are all f*cked

Fangirlsarah1996 · 26-30, F

@SW-User Yeah but they'll understand as they're just following their diet...but those who eat "JUST" plants?

They'd think they're serial killers xD

SW-User

😁

TheGoodGuy · M

Would it not b the aliens who r in trouble FROM the vegans? 🤔

Fangirlsarah1996 · 26-30, F

@TheGoodGuy No because the sentient plants arrive then they're like "You fuckers EAT plants? And JUST plants?"

First contact ruined, interstellar war started.

TheGoodGuy · M

@Fangirlsarah1996 lols funny shizznit 😁

TheGoodGuy · M

@Fangirlsarah1996 I'd get down to closest garden centre and buy up all their pesticides u get me? Then buy up some water pistols and fill em up with pesticide, I'm ready 🔫

sarabee1995 · 26-30, F

😂

Fangirlsarah1996 · 26-30, F

@sarabee1995 You know it's true though xD

Jimmyorjames · M

Like the evil ones in Mario?

5thApprentice · 31-35, M

Lol

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