what is the creepiest call you got from a number you didnt recognize

When I moved to Nashville several years ago I got a new land line with a new phone number.

For about 3 months I got several phone calls late at night asking for Lisa.

They were only from guys, they were all different and they only came late at night.

I wonder if Lisa was a 'working girl'.

This woman leaving me messages that my placenta was in her freezer and I need to pick it up.