Why are the world's scientists all in a conspiracy to hide the truth that the Earth is actually flat?

Oh clearly because they make so much money HIDING THE TRUTH!!!!

Because if people think the Earth is spherical then uh...we can...trick them into...uh...we'll make lots of money by....something....

I know right? We would fall off the earth if it weren't flat, obviously

Not all of them

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Is there an astrophysicist in the house?

Is this still a thing?

Lizard people, the lot of 'em.

I think they just like fucking with us.

You're just projecting your issues with your butt.