Why are the world's scientists all in a conspiracy to hide the truth that the Earth is actually flat?

Oh clearly because they make so much money HIDING THE TRUTH!!!!

I think they just like fucking with us.

Because if people think the Earth is spherical then uh...we can...trick them into...uh...we'll make lots of money by....something....

I know right? We would fall off the earth if it weren't flat, obviously

You're just projecting your issues with your butt.

Not all of them

Is there an astrophysicist in the house?

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Lizard people, the lot of 'em.

Is this still a thing?