I’m so wise you should listen to me

Usually people in chat use to listen me because they don't speak much....I was looking someone to speak to me..

Sounds fishy like always

Why do i get the feeling I'd wake up in jail?

The only thing we should listen to are our spiritual guides

Eagle with broken wing flies in circles

go tell it to the mountain

I'm listening, yes?

A wiseass maybe

Sorry I don't listen to women