Will you murder me if I promise to be your best friend?

SW-User · 2016-11-01T23:30:50-04:00

Life - Will you murder me if I promise to be your best friend? (11 replies).

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will I get the insurance money🤔

CaptainCanadia · 41-45, M

No, you're cool.

SW-User

Come on, I'd do it for you.

CaptainCanadia · 41-45, M

Fine, this cold can go suck a dick. You kill me then I'll kill you. deal? :D

No. But I'd probably question your motives.

KingofPizza2 · 41-45, M

Do I get to choose when?

Rutterman · 46-50, M

Yes. I'll smother you with love...and a pillow.

Th1nkF1rst · 70-79, M

NO
but you might "accidentally" become a morgue resident

MyHeartBeatsForYou · 31-35, M

🤔

VickyIcky · 26-30, F

No, no friendship can make me want to go to jail.

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