Draw me a picture of yourself in MS Paint.

I demand a shitty MS Paint drawing when I wake up tomorrow!

Sir yes sir!

At ease soldier!

You should use that as your profile picture mate.

@GermanAf: You think it's more charming? 😏

It shows your softer side.

You're a little thin... Do you have enough to eat?

@GermanAf: been slim pickin's on the picnic baskets lately..tourism is at an all time low :(

Sorry man. Hope it'll recover.

I think you do. Because you are constantly replying.

@GermanAf: Right goodnight nazi boy.Try not to gas anybody whilst i am away.

Goodnight my love.

One more reason for you to do it.