Do I need to wash my fluffy slippers

or dunk the dog in Zoflora. Something’s high in here.

BTW, as peeps are struggling with “humour” today, no animals were subjected to real harm in this post. 🤦‍♀️

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pennynoodles · 56-60, F

Are you sure it's not your pits..........again?

Valentine · M

@pennynoodles ....might be, you might need to ask Mrs V. Is there a sort of equivalent to the 5th Amendment called “You should always blame the dog!” ? If so, I subscribe. Lol. 🤓.

turningthekeys · 31-35, F

I'm offended. You're cancelled for animal abuse.

Valentine · M

@turningthekeys Look, it was a JOKE. It’s friggin POETS day, for crissake.

Pleeeeze, don’t block me. The dog does smell better now, like roses 🌹. It must be my slippers. 😂

turningthekeys · 31-35, F

@Valentine Flagged, reported, blocked, screen shot sent to ten YouTube drama channels.

Valentine · M

@turningthekeys Ooooo, fame, at last! Yayyyyyy!!

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