Does the existence of seltzer and peanut butter cups make you reconsider the existence of a loving god?

No loving god would make peanut butter that goes rancid and seltzer that goes flat.

Is this code dor dumb people? The kind that know their dumb and are extra happy to be a bastard about it? Like its some kind of pride? Its gotta be code for those people because yes.

Salted caramel does

More like magic, to me.